23 December 2008

HR Openings for Lashkar-e-Tayiba

I am sure that there was an MBA behind this one ....
"Art of Recruitment: How to become a complete jihadi" Talk about professionalism in Terrorism

here are a few addendum i could think of as the Terrorism Pvt Ltd. grows :-
1) Annihilation Outsourcing : 24x7 service
2) SB Head-Hunters : We hunt heads which shall roll .... (literally) p.s: SB - Suicide Bomber
3) BombStone M&A : We shall give you a deal which you can't refuse (Ex: LeT takes over smaller players)
4) Kasab Lynch : We deal with instruments apart from derivatives/bonds
5) JIC (Jihad Insurance corporation) : It ain't Blackmail only insurance

But a final question that pops into my mind is, what is pak still hiding behind "no hard-core proof" ... couldn't these clearly point out the role of LeT in terrorism ??


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